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John + Kate = HATE
Excuse me, what did that NEWS headline say? No! It can’t be: an American Family is getting a DIVORCE? That is just unhead of, absurd, PROPOSTEROUS! But what? They are on a REALITY SHOW?!? Say it ain’t so! Why can’t … Continue reading
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Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill…so pay for their fucking wedding. Jack and Jill are just some plain folk in love, so much so that they need to prove their commitment and love through an elaborate wedding festival that they … Continue reading
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Fuck it. I’m going to collect welfare.
Tax season is like adult Christmas: A large monetary present but no extra calories, no fagtastic holiday songs and best of all NO CHILDREN. It’s a nice kick back from hard work thoughout the year. It is the government’s extra special way … Continue reading
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25 Things You Should Know ABOUT YOURSELF!
In the 90′s, the fad was a death threat via chain mail: “Send this to seven people and your mother will be saved.” Sure enough, the excitement of “You’ve Got Mail!” dissipated with an inbox flooded with “FWD: FWD: FWD: … Continue reading
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Neck?
The dashing young specimens posing are a glorious bunch I happened to have stalked out on fAcEb00K. Six degrees of friendships have led me to … Continue reading
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I Need a New Boss! Mine is Stinky!
Seriously…does anyone really like his boss? We are all a bit envious of golfouting Friday’s, a corner office, free time, superiority and a high as shit pay check for surfing the web all fucking day. Comments like “when I was in … Continue reading
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When Oompa’s Attack
Now, I am not quite sure where to start with this disaster. This car wreck of douchbaggery has everything one can expect from a picture at Mantra, Suite or some other bullshit ultra lounge in the Alley, which is like an … Continue reading
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