Tag Archives: douchebags
Riding the Cold-cut Train
If you worked somewhere for thirty five years, would you be upset IRATE if all your subordinates did for you was gather around the water cooler and pitch in for a cold cut platter and sheet cake from Costco? You … Continue reading
Filed under People are Idiots, Things That Upset Me
WTF?
I submit this douchebag for consideration. While accompanying a friend to a NASCAR race in Talladega, AL, I had the dishonor of watching this fat loser down over-priced beer after over-priced beer. Where to start on his douchbaggery….. The hat … Continue reading
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Quiz: What Type of Dick Are You?
This quiz is very short (no pun intended). Take a moment to think about your free time and how your spend it. Once you have completed your self reflection, you may begin the quiz. Question #1: Do you take facebook … Continue reading
Filed under *FAcEb00K ohNoEZ!!*
WTF? International Edition
I thought this shit only happened at Disney World with a bunch of inbred hicks on their honeymoons. Apparently, it is a worldwide epidemic…or maybe some dumb Americans on vacation who continue to give us intellects a bad name. You … Continue reading
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What They Don’t Teach You in College
It only takes small and obvious things to set me off, like when you walk into your place of employment and there is this bovine human ulcer sitting in the main entrance who’s only form of communicate is a grunt due to … Continue reading
Filed under Things That Upset Me
Damn Jenius
Would you rather: A.Chaperon the Senior Prom B.Give yourself your own appendectomy Think hard about this; it is a difficult decision. As appealing as option B sounds, I decided to take the high road, set myself up for a challenge … Continue reading
Filed under American Youth, People are Idiots
Licking Doorknobs for a Day Off
Question: What has the ability to reach the masses, the hysteria of McCarthyism and the death toll of sky diving? AIDS? Nope, too 1980′s. World Hunger? Nope, higher deaths per square inch of sub-Saharan Africa than the entire sky ventures combined. … Continue reading
Filed under American Youth, Things That Upset Me
He Hath Spoken
So, I figured it out. I wish I had the concrete and statistical evidence to back this up. What I can tell you comes from my freakonomics observation report of endless amount time spent not teaching and blogging instead. As a good … Continue reading
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T-Shirts for Jesus
Isn’t there a particular age limit on wearing rhinestones? CLEARLY, when you hit thirty, or even forty for that matter, or when you begin to BALD, you need to hang it up, put it away, storage in the attic is always … Continue reading
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