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Hiatus

Dear fellow readers, I have been enjoying my summer vacation: traveling to Spain for a few weeks and relaxing in Boston. Besides, now that I am not in a cesspool of idiots and dealing with societal waste, I am so … Continue reading

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Tenderoni

As a society, we are so engaged on tragedy. We love to watch people fall, self-destruct, and go down in fiery storm in a whole slew of other cliff diving behavior. It makes us feel alive (ugh). Hell, we will … Continue reading

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Life Line: Phone a Friend

If you like what you are reading, pass along the hate because trust me: there are many other haters out there who have a jackass for a boss, hate their job, loathe the current state of America, and/or are racist. So, send the link around the office, to your friend across the Atlantic, or just everyone in your address book. Even if you don’t like what you read, start some controversy. Continue reading

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Did You Want People to See Your Ass?

These are not leggins; they are tights. Get it right. I know you thought you would save money by NOT buying real authentic leggins from American Apparel, but this isn’t the subsitute. It was cheap because, well a pair of … Continue reading

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**FaCeB00k oH n0Ez!**

Facebook will be the downfall of western civilization, Nostradamus says so.
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Vote for me on “FAILBLOG”

Hey,   I emailed an epic picture to failblog, please vote for “Price Fail”  http://failblog.org/vote.

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Welcome!

We’re Back! New and improved, ready to take on the world in a fiery storm of dicks. Thank you to those who have supported us and told us time and time again to get the blog up and running. We … Continue reading

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