Category Archives: Things That Upset Me
John + Kate = HATE
Excuse me, what did that NEWS headline say? No! It can’t be: an American Family is getting a DIVORCE? That is just unhead of, absurd, PROPOSTEROUS! But what? They are on a REALITY SHOW?!? Say it ain’t so! Why can’t … Continue reading
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Riding the Cold-cut Train
If you worked somewhere for thirty five years, would you be upset IRATE if all your subordinates did for you was gather around the water cooler and pitch in for a cold cut platter and sheet cake from Costco? You … Continue reading
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Crackheads Before Babies
Just when I was starting to feel completely uninspired…There is nothing like a trip to the emergency room to get my inspirational juices flowing. An eight and a half hour debacle provides one with the necessary life epiphanies: #1. Personal … Continue reading
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What They Don’t Teach You in College
It only takes small and obvious things to set me off, like when you walk into your place of employment and there is this bovine human ulcer sitting in the main entrance who’s only form of communicate is a grunt due to … Continue reading
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Licking Doorknobs for a Day Off
Question: What has the ability to reach the masses, the hysteria of McCarthyism and the death toll of sky diving? AIDS? Nope, too 1980′s. World Hunger? Nope, higher deaths per square inch of sub-Saharan Africa than the entire sky ventures combined. … Continue reading
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Fuck it. I’m going to collect welfare.
Tax season is like adult Christmas: A large monetary present but no extra calories, no fagtastic holiday songs and best of all NO CHILDREN. It’s a nice kick back from hard work thoughout the year. It is the government’s extra special way … Continue reading
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Name a Stadium After Me!!
Money: Problem solved. Crowds will cheer this season for every homerun and base hit. What illegal, preformance enhancing drug use? What lies in a Katie Couric interview? What 5 year denial?? Wave your monetary magic wand and all of your problems disappear!!!! I am no economist, although pretty damn close, but does anyone see a direct correlation between wealth, crime and possibly race? Continue reading
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Mani’s and Pedi’s on The Red Line!
Since every blog I post basically encapsulates EVERYTHING that pisses me off, offends me, angers me, upsets me, frightens me, etc, it should really not come as a surprise that yes, I find even the smallest tasks like riding on … Continue reading
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