Category Archives: *FAcEb00K ohNoEZ!!*
*fAcEb00k OhNoeZ!!*
One of these things is not quite like the other…one just doesn’t belong. At first glance, it is easy to see that the BU girls are giving face and *l0Caz* for the camera, obviously working it for Chadbrochilllz behind the … Continue reading
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Quiz: What Type of Dick Are You?
This quiz is very short (no pun intended). Take a moment to think about your free time and how your spend it. Once you have completed your self reflection, you may begin the quiz. Question #1: Do you take facebook … Continue reading
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**FaCeB00k oH n0Ez!**
Facebook will be the downfall of western civilization, Nostradamus says so.
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FaCeb00K OhNoeZ!
This is the problem with young girls: there is a distinct difference between sexually exploatative actions and empowerment. Lesbian actions in a sex swing IN A BAR, in not empowerment. It means you have a daddy complex and need the attention and justification from men to validate your existence as a female on this planet. Make your parents proud and at least try to graduate from college without putting incriminating photos of yourself on faCeb00k. Remember, future employers look at this. But, then again, some good ‘ol boy might actually put one of these up in the office for you, skank. Continue reading
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This is So Offensive, I Could Die.
Sunsets are beautiful and so are puppies, but BIRTH is not. Skin stretched so much it looks like it will just rip apart making way for Sigorney Weaver to crawl out of you uterus forces my gaging reflex into hyper-drive. … Continue reading
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25 Things You Should Know ABOUT YOURSELF!
In the 90′s, the fad was a death threat via chain mail: “Send this to seven people and your mother will be saved.” Sure enough, the excitement of “You’ve Got Mail!” dissipated with an inbox flooded with “FWD: FWD: FWD: … Continue reading
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Neck?
The dashing young specimens posing are a glorious bunch I happened to have stalked out on fAcEb00K. Six degrees of friendships have led me to … Continue reading
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When Oompa’s Attack
Now, I am not quite sure where to start with this disaster. This car wreck of douchbaggery has everything one can expect from a picture at Mantra, Suite or some other bullshit ultra lounge in the Alley, which is like an … Continue reading
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