Category Archives: Archive Posts
Crackheads Before Babies
Just when I was starting to feel completely uninspired…There is nothing like a trip to the emergency room to get my inspirational juices flowing. An eight and a half hour debacle provides one with the necessary life epiphanies: #1. Personal … Continue reading
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Coloring Outside of the Lines
Is this what life is about? Sensible shoes, steady jobs, a savings account and …RESPONSIBILITY? Who said responsibility is synonymous with reproductive organs and chapels? Said whom? Are we all predestined to a life of picket fences, spacious SUV’s … Continue reading
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Glorified Janitor
One of the highlights of being in the reputable profession of education is being someone’s bitch. I enjoy student’s coming into my class and pulling the shades down, forcing out the only remnants of life beyond these classroom walls … Continue reading
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Nuts: They Changed My Life
Mr. P was an interesting man. He had funny little colloquialisms and mannerisms, which was great for a teacher in a blow-off class. I remember little of what he taught me, except the effects of polyester, which in any case could be a valuable lesson. My only memory of gym class is Mr. P wearing too tight polyester that offensively showcased his nut-sack. Now, this was before the days of sue happy Americans and teachers having inappropriate relationships with students. Nonetheless, I am traumatized.
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Choke on a Bus Pass
This is real world ideology and social Darwinism: if you can hack it, then you will be successful. If you can’t, then there are plenty of food service jobs and DPW shifts that gladly need coverage. If we didn’t let people think they are entitled to self-fulfillment, then maybe they would be more likely to achieve it.
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The Celtic Tan
Tanning is quite a phenomenon. It is proven that cancer comes from excessive UV exposure, but people still do it…conditioned to believe that sun-kissed skin is the pinnacle of beauty. Tanning beds get rid of blemishes and simultaneously turn the … Continue reading
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