Just trying to make it in this world, but finding it hard to do with all the bullshit laden hypocrites around me: rappers, reality TV, politicians and the educational system. Douchebags are Kryptonite and they must be blogged about in mass amounts. They come in all races, sizes, ages and sexual preferences. This blog does not discriminate, an equal opportunity hater because catching their existence is key for the survival of the intellects. When in doubt, however, kindly tell the offender to “Eat One,” which is the only comeback deserving of silence. So, eat one, douchebags.
This blog is dedicated to my frustrations, for without you dear friends, I wouldn’t feel alive. And to those who share similar ideology: Together, We can get through this social Armageddon.
If you witness a douche in his common habitat, want to vent about the offensive nature of posts on this blog (ha), or have found eye rape within a facebook photo, email at eat1blog@gmail.com
Viya Con Dios.
