Really?
I didn’t think this could actually happen! I thought Sara Palin’s quest for morality was just a campaign scheme. She claimed to have read…everything; choke, she didn’t know her ass from her elbow around books, grammar or proper annunciation. Yay, journalism. But somehow, this bouffant sportin’, gun rack accesorizin’, moose killin’ Carbou Barbie has people on board with her non-sensical ideas.
‘Tis a sad day for humanity: A Conflagration of Sense
This is an outrageous epidemic! How does burning books solve anything? How does banning any form of information make you more intelligent? What if I wanted to burn the Koran or the Bible? I find everything in there offensive and actually, I don’t like the letter “T” so every book with that letter should be sent to a stockpile and put up in flames, for the good of the world!!!!
The word “faggot” hurts your ears? Of course it does because the word “nigger” send erotic chills up and down your spine. Twain’s Huck Fin is on every high school summer reading list or even taught in schools. Hell, it’s probably on Marxist Oprah’s Book Club! Slavery and racism is good, sex is bad….Four legs good, two legs bad! Whatever, just draw more attention to your closeted homosexual tendencies, then say ten Hail Mary’s and the sea will part from your penance.
It’s like this: If you tell your daughter her new biker boyfriend isn’t allowed in the house, doesn’t mean she isn’t going to see him. She’ll tell you she is at soccer practice, but instead of knocking soccer balls into a net, Biker Johnny will be knocking his balls all over her face underneath the bleachers. Bottom line, the more you plead, revoke and ban, the more someone is going to do it, especially information. How many times does a child ask “Why” even when the standard “because I said so” was on repeat during the drive home or grocery trip? Not having access to ALL information is only going to allow someone to make an uneducated and most likely bad decision.
Freedom of information is a beautiful thing, even if your child reads about sodomy, at least he is reading.
“Biker Johnny will be knocking his balls all over her face underneath the bleachers”
Funny stuff. I am going to burn my computer now.
Kinda reminds me of Fahrenheit 451 with the notion of a society in which books are banned.
You know I’ve always wished that the fundamental Christians were right about dinosaurs living alongside people, mostly because I still haven’t given up hope that I’ll be friends with Denver the last dinosaur.
I also like your idea (paraphrased) that the only things ten Hail Mary’s will part are Bristol Palin’s legs.
If some ASSHOLE thinks this case has any validity, I moving out of this country. I don’t ask for much, I follow the laws (at least the major ones), and I accept the state of things–I WILL NOT LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS NOT SUPPORTED! HITLER BURNED BOOKS! I cannot believe there is actually a lawyer out there who told these closeted homosexuals who have the audacity to hide behind God that they had a valid claim. WTF! I have lost faith. I’m going to start shopping for a home in some other country.
Jacki…you should just start your own. Instead of a passport to enter and a green card to stay, you just need to pass and IQ test and pick up after youself, along with any other provisions you can add.
I like it. We’ll add that you have to sign a contract to be responsible for your own actions, to accept that having children is a priviledge (so don’t let your kids be jackholes), agreeing to get licensed to have children, to have an education, and that teachers should earn a six-figure salary
What the fuck. Why is it that the dumbest fucks live in our country? Do we just attract stupidity or breed it. It’s a trick question.