This quiz is very short (no pun intended). Take a moment to think about your free time and how your spend it. Once you have completed your self reflection, you may begin the quiz.
Question #1:
Do you take facebook quizzes?
Question #2:
Have you taken the quiz about your hometown?
Question #3:
Are you a “Wizard” or “Master” of above quiz going to “cafes” and “the hottest spots”, which, in all likelyhood, is probably a sale at Target?
Question #4:
Do you take friend quizzes and compare scores to all of your other friends just to see who the best friend is out of the friends who take quizzes of friends and friends’ friends, then touch yourself because you are the best friend out of all the friendz?
Question #5:
Are your “Top Friends” and whose quizzes you take, the same people who signed your high school yearbook?
ANSWERS:
If you answered “YES” to any of these questions, you are a HUGE THROBBING PULSATING DICK. Choke on yourself.
Copy and paste this URL onto your facebook pages, asshats. Have fun ejaculating all over yourselves when you read your results: “cUt iTz so fUnNyZ! i’Se d0 tAke dEz qUiZzeZ!” Just make sure you don’t get any on your key board, because how else would be able to take quizzes in the first place???!?!
Then,once all of your friends take it and repost, everyone is going to become pregnant with excitement and Jesus because all of you will have the same resultz, which means you are totally, true, real-life bEsT Fr1EnDz. Once you watch some fag-tastic reality show about dancing, you can all cry about how lame and pathetic your lives are.
*Disclaimer: It’s funny because it’s true. Pull out your stick and chuckle, unless of course you are so offended by this post. If so, reevaluate your life and if these statements hurt you, then you are probably the one with an issue concerning your own deplorable life.
HA! HA! HAH! I freakin’ hate these things. I log on and there are 5 of the same quiz by the same idiots.
Pregnant with excitement and Jesus is something I would like to see. I will wait to read it on someones FB status.
I really like your blog! I hope you have a very long & successful blogging career, & with so many people to hate in the world I’m sure you will. Personally, I’m fed up of people with frivolous USB accessories.
I love this jennifer girl! Can we be friends? Btw I think you need to add the I’m way too irish and small penis as well as I’m a chic European curved to the right penis! Love you!
DAN! I didn’t even think of that…I will write a new one. Certain types of quizzes are for certain types of dicks. Please help.
Holy shit, too friggin funny. I swear there are tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard.
Your blog is defintely the remedy for anyone who’s having a crappy day. If they don’t come away laughing, they’ve got issues!
thanks Daisy! This blog helps me to get through the day without physically assulting anyone.
Tell your Friends!
i hope that everyone on facebook reads this. it will definately stir the pot. Keep’em coming!
I think all these enthusiastic comments are from facebook users. I don’t use FB. But I have still got a pulsating dick. So any which way, keeping control of your hormones is in your hands and not in the hands of FB. Crappy blog eatone. Stop spamming and start blogging.
“So any which way, keeping control of your hormones is in your hands and not in the hands of FB. ”
WHAT? Did you even read the post?
idiot.